Its my birthday soon
And as I turn a year older, 57, To be exact; I still can't help but feel excited.
What awaits me in these new waters of age and wisdom.
Is this when Jameson stops tasting like Jameson, and Starts tasting like candy.
Is this when tequila is commonly gulped before 9 am?
Do I now get to gamble with my pants off?
Can I masturbate in Church yet?
If a Korean gets on a train in Boston with only 85 dollars and with a height under 4'1''
And an italien can't smell burning eggs in the winter
Do I use club soda to remove that stain?
These are all questions Ive been aching to answer, and answering is aching my old balls.
Lets all get fucked up these coming 31 days
and remember the good times with friends and families,
Put on your blackout eyes
its time to see your future
you're so cool with your tattoos and social event pictures and alcohol references and such.
ReplyDeletei wish i was cool too.
You can be
ReplyDeletejust get a drunken tattoo
smoke alot of illegal drugs
and have a photographer
duh
its more about me feeling excited for myself turning 21
ReplyDeleteswag
ReplyDeletelet's smoke illegal drugs together one of these days.
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