Thursday, December 9, 2010

My safe word: Pineapple Chunk

http://squeegiesounds.com 

shout out to the hidden link above. I <3 that website almost as much as I love our next topic.

Are you tired of losing braincells? That is to say, are you tired of strapping a belt around your neck while you fuck your ugly girlfriend? Trying to get to the point of passing out, because then, she will look like the cute starbucks barrista chiquita 

and that will sustain ur manhood

long enough

until your ugly girlfriend can create the EW GOO

Your pathetic

Go to that starbucks, and don't bring a belt! Be a fucking man. You went to the whole foods and cut up sexual perfection into little chunks... and NOW you stand before ur barrista chiquita with pineapple chunks

do her on the counter

do her in front of the hipsters 

do it in front of the soccer moms and their fucking fat children

do it in front of the wall street assholes, getting their mocha esspressos 

do it, do it in front of your own ugly girl friend.

you fucking pineapple chunking asshole.

because you and I just created a new sexual revolution... we are bringing food into the bedroom, not just any tho.

The pineapples 

The grapes (on the vine only)

the peaches

WE CREATED THIS SEXUAL REVOLUTION

you know, thats why im in the corner filming you and the barrista chiquita

IMMA MAKE MILLIONS OFF YOUR FILTHY ASS

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