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Are you tired of losing braincells? That is to say, are you tired of strapping a belt around your neck while you fuck your ugly girlfriend? Trying to get to the point of passing out, because then, she will look like the cute starbucks barrista chiquita
and that will sustain ur manhood
long enough
until your ugly girlfriend can create the EW GOO
Your pathetic
Go to that starbucks, and don't bring a belt! Be a fucking man. You went to the whole foods and cut up sexual perfection into little chunks... and NOW you stand before ur barrista chiquita with pineapple chunks
do her on the counter
do her in front of the hipsters
do it in front of the soccer moms and their fucking fat children
do it in front of the wall street assholes, getting their mocha esspressos
do it, do it in front of your own ugly girl friend.
you fucking pineapple chunking asshole.
because you and I just created a new sexual revolution... we are bringing food into the bedroom, not just any tho.
The pineapples
The grapes (on the vine only)
the peaches
WE CREATED THIS SEXUAL REVOLUTION
you know, thats why im in the corner filming you and the barrista chiquita
IMMA MAKE MILLIONS OFF YOUR FILTHY ASS
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