Fuck it! Some shit about life or sumthing

 Ive always had one motto, and fuck it pretty much says it. Whats your motto>? hows it working out for you? how is failure? If you don't "do" that, then you are either lying or anal, either way your an asshole
Quit before your start,  the procrastinators way to win.

 I'm all for vans. If mustache's are involved, fuck, you know its a party....and as for free candy, if its the good stuff (hersheys or snickers) you are golden, if its some shitty pez dispenser chalk, butthurt much?

Fucking Ninjas are everywhere
In 2007 ninjas found a way to look like everyday humans, a feat once descrubbled by Dr Darion Fischer  as "highly improbable". This makes them unstoppable. For all you know your mom could be a afrosamurai wieldin fuggin quintin tarintino slashing jack in a bissshhhhh. forrrweeeeelll..
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so what doth I say about lieffee?
Fuckit, if you can't get good candy from a stranger in a van, your prob gettin butthurt by a fuggin ninja outta nowhere
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